everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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