Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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