there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My bed is full of blood and feathers
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
