You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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