this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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