You surviving the open bar?
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I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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