We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
