farters have to be the big spoon...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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