That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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