dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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