I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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