So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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