what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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