Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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