peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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