I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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