I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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