Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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