Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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