Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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