A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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