My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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