I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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