i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Randomize
