Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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