At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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