Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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