is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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