Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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