Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
