we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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