If i come over, it means nothing
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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