what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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