Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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