I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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