I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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