Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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