Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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