I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
