it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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