I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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