When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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