so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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