please come you make the beer taste better
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm always down for nudity.
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