called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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