dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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