he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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