She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize