Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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