In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Sext me about skeletons
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
