Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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