Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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