I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
