Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
