Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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